So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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