just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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