Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You made out with two different species that night
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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