we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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