maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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