you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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