A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
FUCK WHALES
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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