You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
