I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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