WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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