we're blogging at a bar
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
