She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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