But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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