I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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