she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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