i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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