...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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