Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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