honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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