Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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