I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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