Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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