I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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