Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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