Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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