i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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