your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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