I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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