Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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