Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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