He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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