She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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