she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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