In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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