everyone is single if you try hard enough
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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