when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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