somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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