yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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