i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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