We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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