I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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