you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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