Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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