Just mADE A PArabola og urine
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
