he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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