we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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