some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
is it fun? or sober?
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