I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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