You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
thus making me awesome and them whores
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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