and you said cock pushups were impossible
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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