Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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