im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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