so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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