Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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