I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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