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i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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