when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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